A rare picture of the TV, depicting the lost episode of Saved by the Bell, in which we receive an explanation for what happened to Kelly and Jesse when Tori showed up.

Q: What are these people enjoying?

Doubt fire. Doubtfire.

How many times has this happened to you?

Look at what a visit to the Creation Museum did to this poor kid. I can only assume, based on my own visit, that this kid was once a normal, happy child. Now, he is a hideous beast, capable of unimaginable horrors. I hope you’re satisfied, Creation Museum. You’ve destroyed another innocent soul.

Alex Karras is George Papadopoulos.

Say what you will about Ken Jennings’ posturing as the world’s most expansive human trivia repository, inserting an appropriate Simpsons reference into final Jeopardy makes him One of Us.

Harriet Winslow expresses her feelings concerning the dissolution of public unions throughout the Midwest. She fears that the Chicago City Police may be next.

Name that movie!

A Book Report by Jesse Katsopolis